Dear Friend/Relative/Other:
Haiku to tell you
What happened in 2000.
Short and to the point.
Bought a palm pilot
on eBay - now my right hand.
Wrote these haiku on it.
Missy has cancer.
First despair, then treatment! Now
doing splendidly!
Used car, new to me.
Not a gray 4-door sedan!
Topless on nice days.
Trip to Palm Desert.
Chill in the heat by the pool.
Bought a time share week.
Weekend in Key West.
Party with gays and lesbians.
Clothing optional - Look!
A new direction:
Into the software business
@ aucman.com.
BJ's surgery
found the tumor was benign.
Good news for her!
A visit from Glenn
(My brother, if you don't know).
Took his stored stuff home.
All letters must end.
Fortune, health, and happiness
in 2001!
New friends in England.
The e-World is a town as small
as Bury St. Edmunds.
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